**Funiki Gifts Online Store – Weirdly Detailed Shipping Policy**

 

 

 

*Last Updated: 28 January 2024*

 

 

 

**1. Shipping Method:**

 

 

 

We have enlisted a team of intergalactic couriers and teleportation experts to ensure the weirdest and most unpredictable shipping experience. Brace yourself for a delivery journey that may involve time warps, wormholes, and the occasional encounter with extraterrestrial beings. Just kidding. We use a range of Couriers. Including The Courier Guy, Pudo, Pep and Fastway Couriers.

 

 

 

**2. Shipping Times:**

 

 

 

Due to the peculiar nature of our shipping methods, delivery times are subject to cosmic interference and unpredictable phenomena. Estimated delivery times range from “soonish” to “when the stars align.” Please be patient as your package navigates through the strangest corners of the universe. Just kidding, due to the fact that many of our products are custom made, orders may take up to 10 working days before they are shipped. Shipping to major hugs takes 2 to 4 working days. Delivery to outlying areas may take longer. Please inquire with us before placing urgent orders.

 

 

 

**3. Tracking Your Order:**

 

 

 

We offer an advanced tracking system powered by psychic energy and quantum entanglement. Please note that tracking information may include cryptic symbols, alien glyphs, and messages from parallel dimensions. Interpret at your own risk. On a serious note. We will supply tracking numbers and the link to the courier used.

 

 

 

**4. Shipping Costs:**

 

 

 

Shipping costs are calculated based on the weight of your order, the gravitational pull of celestial bodies, and the cost of warp fuel. Please be aware that your order may contribute to intergalactic sustainability initiatives.

 

 

 

**5. Delivery to Remote Planets:**

 

 

 

For deliveries to remote planets, moons, or asteroids, additional shipping fees may apply. Contact our support team at support@funikigifts.co.za to receive a personalized quote from our cosmic logistics team.

 

 

 

**6. Customs and Duties:**

 

 

 

Be prepared for customs inspections by alien life forms. Funiki Gifts is not responsible for any communication breakdowns with extraterrestrial customs officials. We recommend having a universal translator on hand.

 

 

 

**7. Contact Information:**

 

 

 

For inquiries related to your interstellar shipment, contact our support team at support@funikigifts.co.za or call 031 100 8004. Our support team is trained to handle queries from both Earthlings and beings from alternate dimensions.

 

 

 

**8. Lost in Space Policy:**

 

 

 

In the rare event that your package gets lost in space, we will dispatch a rescue team composed of brave astronauts, Jedi knights, and time-traveling scientists to retrieve it. Please allow additional time for rescue missions.

 

 

 

**9. Alternate Realities Delivery Option:**

 

 

 

For customers seeking a truly unique experience, we offer the option to receive your order in an alternate reality of your choosing. Specify your preferred reality coordinates during checkout.

 

 

 

*Thank you for embarking on this cosmic shipping adventure with Funiki Gifts!* 🚀🌌 #WeirdShipping #InterstellarDelivery #FunikiAdventures 🌠👽